Scary Story

This morning I woke up from bed and saw a life size banana standing by the bedroom door. It was laughing for no reason. I got scared and wondered "Where did this come from?" The only possible answer was

The nut house!
But I'll be realistic and say from a box of Lucky Charms. It may of been a marshmallow banana who got sick of being food and turned his back on the Lucky Charms leprechaun. After leaving the cereal box for good, it drank milk to grow BIG and STRONG.
I felt threatened. I thought he was going to attack me. So I grabbed a tissue, spit some saliva on it and squeezed it tightly. The final result was.. a squished wet tissue.


Quick Interview With Dave - By Rod Stewart - NOT the singer!

Rod - So Dave, what were you trying to make from a tissue and saliva?
Dave - Hey Rod, have you ever seen the show MacGyver? Richard Dean Anderson was the man! He was able to make bombs out of a piece of bubble gum and scotch tape. I figured if he can do it so can I. Here goes nothing..
Rod - Good luck! Now we'll return back to Scary Story!


The tissue exploded! And the banana went flying and landed on the ground. Dave felt this was his opportunity to win the fight, so he ran up to the banana and took a BITE out of him.

Dave - Yummy, overgrown marshmallows taste good!

He then raked the marshmallows eyes.

Dave - Marshmallows have eyes? I wonder what those taste like.

Dave then ate the eyes and the marshmallow wasn't able to see no longer. At this point Dave knew he was going to win the fight. He felt bad about taking away the marshmallows vision so to make things better he flushed the marshmallow down the toilet and yelled "muaHAHAHAHAhaha".